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Gnew York

When I was at Rockefeller Center taking one of these photos, this old fellow approached me and asked, “Do you want me to take your picture? ” with the most pity in his voice imaginable. And it...

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This Stuff’s Made in New York City!

I’ve added seven new backgrounds for you today. I’m working on an eleven-year-old laptop with a battery that scalds people and a CD-ROM drive so dysfunctional that I now use it to store small notes....

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I wanna be sedated

Eight new backgrounds are up. Most all in black and white, since being in New York kinda makes me wish I had an alternate career as a punk rocker. Cheers, Sarah

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Taco Napkins Are My Canvas

Just added eight new backgrounds, including two kinda silly skeleton-themed ones for Halloween. And probably for the first time ever I didn’t use Illustrator to make any of these. In fact they’re...

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Holy hiatus, Batman!

View all backgrounds Holy hiatus, Batman! I haven’t updated for a long time due to crazier than usual life circumstances. I’ve moved three times in six months and at one point was working like four...

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Bubble wrap and Exploded Ink

View all backgrounds Eight new backgrounds have just been added. This group was made with India ink, bubble wrap, stamps from the Brooklyn flea market and the ink from a dry erase marker I tampered...

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My second favorite color is rainbow

View all backgrounds I just added twelve new backgrounds, which is kind of a lot. And I have more new stuff waiting in the wings, so prepare for pattern overkill. Since I’ve made so many of these...

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Garmnt Giveaway

Since I moved to New York I’ve met some terribly cool people. One of them is my friend/co-worker/general badass Andrew, who is the co-founder of Garmnt. Garmnt is (I quote) “a personal styling service...

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Oh, but what’s the point?

View all backgrounds Fifteen new backgrounds for you. Some of these have been sitting on my computer for a while, because I keep debating whether or not I should be posting all my work online. Oh, but...

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Tempest-Tossed

View all backgrounds Seven new backgrounds today. Lately I’ve been working like crazy, and after staring at a computer screen for six days I just can’t bring myself to open Photoshop on my one day...

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I’ll Be Damned If I’m Not Fancy

View all backgrounds Fifteen new backgrounds. Does anyone still visit now I’ve stopped updating regularly and Google reader is dead? I’ve made some progress career-wise lately, and have come to the...

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You Can Pin Me Anytime You Want To

View all backgrounds Hiya. Thirteen new backgrounds today. I go to great lengths to make these, and went to four different boroughs of NYC to make this batch. It was pretty arduous, I had to take this...

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Christmas Labels for the Lazy

Heeeey here are some new retro gift tags you can download for free. I put them all together so they are easy to cut out, because you know, the LAZY. I mean I’ll spend hours drawing these things (and...

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A Dash of RuPaul’s Wisdom

View all backgrounds Greetings, Here are 16 new backgrounds for you. This set has some strange inspirations, including the headstones at the Trinity Church Cemetery, the family tartan, Indian block...

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Yeah Science!

View all backgrounds Twelve new backgrounds are up. This set is made using a digital microscope, so in other words these are made with SCIENCE. These have all been digitally manipulated from their...

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You Ain’t Never Been Blue…

View all backgrounds You ain’t never been blue til you’ve had that mood indigo… Eight new backgrounds are up, all in blues. Apologies for the months between updates, I had shit to do! I’ve moved twice...

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Dude, I could like HEAR the colors

Eleven new backgrounds are up. There’s another new toile, this time about California history. One of the biggest challenges for this was finding a grizzly bear in New York City (hell, they’re not even...

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Science Moves but Slowly Slowly

View all backgrounds Ten backgrounds are ready. I’m on kind of an astronomy kick lately, so a few of these designs are starry themed. This set was made with software, markers, crayons, watercolor,...

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The thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to

TOTALLY SEVERE Eleven new backgrounds are up. I’ve also updated the layout of the site. I’ve been extremely unwell for the last nine months, and not even a dozen doctors and tens of thousands of...

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